Mad Dog Boone

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Gang None
Clan Caitiff
Position None
Prestige 4
Barony Gainesville
Political Impulse Radical
Path Path of Humanity •••
Player Sky Murrin





  • MD 20/20
  • Mad Dog
  • That Dumbass Motherfucker
  • Town Drunk

Real Name:

Mad Dog Boone

Apparent Age:

Late 30's


Drunk. Loud. Possibly a screw or two loose. He thinks the drunker he gets the better the spirits talk to him.

Physical description:


Who can you smell for sixty feet before you can see?

Mad Dog 20/20!

Loud and cantankerous, god-awful obnoxious is he?

Mad Dog 20/20!

With a southern accent but still 'talks like thish'

Mad Dog 20/20!

If you bring him a bottle you've granted his wish!

Mad Dog 20/20!

Mad Dog 20/20!

Mad Dog 20/20!

Mad Dog 20/20!

Mad Dog 20/20!!!

As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.(

Mad Dog is somewhere between 40 - 60, though he looks older. Time, alcohol. weather, and life have all worn down what might have been a rugged yet handsome face into chewed up and spat out shoe leather with a week and change worth of salt and pepper (though mostly salt) beard growth. Dirty brown hair liberally streaked with white (or is that just bird shit?) is cut in a 'When Weed-whackers attack' hair style and jammed under a greasy and battered old leather fedora. At some point, a tarnished old kids 'Sheriff' badge was attached to the hat band, but all that is left is the dark seven pointed star shaped stain.

To call his clothing an 'outfit' would be a disgrace to the word. Usually he can be found sporting a shirt covered in dirt and liberally slathered in stains. Depending on how drunk he is, this shirt might or might not be tucked into his pants: battered old jeans. Around his waist dangles a pair of rotting old leather bandoliers that ride just below a pair of battered and rusted 'irons'. Considering how often Mad Dog has ever been seen fighting (or standing long enough to aim them...) it is unknown if either of the two revolvers will work. Jeans end suddenly in a pair of leather 'Cowboy' boots that had seen better days a decade or two ago. Now, like their owner, they radiate the smell of alcohol. Over all of this, he wears a duster that was once black, or brown, or (God forbid) white once, but now is patched, torn, stained, bloodied, and worse into a generally abstract dark color that lurks somewhere between black and brown. Strangely, the coat actually smells like English Leather cologne.

Mad Dog is never seen far from a bottle bearing his name (or so he claims) though the color of the liquid inside varies depending on his mood, he is usually drinking the Red flavor. Those of good hearing or those blessed to be near (Or is it cursed?) when he moves might hear a soft clinking from the man, as though glass bottles are gently bumping against other glass bottles and full of some liquid...

Relevant Mechanics:

((This information is provided entirely OOC unless you have the relevant lores, etc.))

  • Eat Food
  • Pain Tolerance
  • Addiction: Alcohol
  • Power Object Fixation
  • Fame (4): Mad Dog is known for being a 'Gainesville Personality'.

Character Information

Known History

Basic Timeline:

  • 1950: Born
  • 1970: Deployed to Viet Nam
  • 1975: Returned from Viet Nam
  • 1983-4: Embraced
  • 1984-Present: DRUNK

Current Activities:

Drinking, causing chaos, drinking, getting into stupid situations, drinking, terrorizing the staff at Best Buy, drinking...

Merit Details:

  • Eat Food: Mad Dog is almost never seen without a bottle of booze. Yes, he can eat stuff, like that slug he was bet that he wouldn't eat...
  • Pain Tolerance: The drunker you are, the less this will hurt. Honest!
  • Addiction: Alcohol: There is no friend, like an old friend, and Mad Dog and the sauce are so well aquainted that his blood is 80 proof.
  • Power Object Fixation: Liquid Confidence. Liquid Grace. Liquid... well shit son, he's GOT to have it, and when he does, he's king of the world!


The History of the World, according to Mad Dog Boone:

"See, first my mother shat me out of her womb. She loved me so much she up and shot herself full of heroin. One day I guess the dragon she was chasing bit her head off, because I remember clearly sitting in the jail house waiting for the social services woman to come and bring me new clothes. The ones I was wearing had blood on them and they kept telling me I would be fine but my mom had OD'd. Lousy cunt did nothing for me.

"I bounced from there to foster homes and back, getting a slap and release for petty shit. Right up until 1970. God damn, but if that ain't when I learned what hell was. You been to 'Nam? No? Thank your god every day you never went. Jungle would fucking kill a limpdick like you. I came back from 'Nam hooked on booze, and with a little piece from one of Charlies' jungle surprises stuck in my head. It makes things fuzzy at times. Not like amnesia, but like its hard to think.

"When I came back from 'Nam, nobody wanted a hard ass marine around. So I stuck to my room, and learned to find booze that I didn't have to pay for. I watched a lot of TV, probably too much. Mostly westerns. God, I love a good fuckin' western. A straight shootin' sum'bitch can get some shit DONE in a western. Got to where I started to ask myself as I got out of bed each day, "What would Billy the Kid do?"

"Then, sometime in 1983 or 1984 I was slumming in the Dollar Theater over on 13th and 23rd, catching a pocket-pool double feature of Deal of the Centruy and Alien. Jesus-fuck-Mary, but even just thinking about Sigourney Weaver on the big screen stirs my loins in ways I ain't felt since 83...

"Shit. My-bad, but there I was, spent, drunk, and stumbling out the door into the night when something jumped me. Damned if I know who or what it was, but I woke up in storm drain a few weeks later with a bottle of MD 20/20 clutched in a death grip. I figured, might as well forget my old name and adopt a new one. And a thirst... by God. An Irishman never knew such a thirst as this. My first time, I went on a bender that lasted two months. I woke up in another storm drain after losing two months.

"Since then, I've keept myself drunk. Some shit I don't want to remember, some shit I can't. From time to time my drinking gets away from me and I'll wake up and find its been a coupla months since I can really recall the last time I could recall.


None, really


Anyone who can drink like I can is good in my book.


Does Bob count?


Unknown, but it was one HELL of a wham-bam-thank-you-m'am.


Um, I think I got one or two, dunno. I do some crazy shit when I'm drunk.

Bob the Mute (retired)


I don't think anyone else survived the alcohol poisoning...

Character Inspirations

Wyatt Earp

Drunks everywhere

My Inner Child


"Drink and Fight" - Buck-o-Nine

"The Night Patty Murphy Died" - Great Big Sea

"Old Black Rum" - Great Big Sea

"The Crawl" - Fiddlers Green


  • "What would Billy do?"
  • "Hi, I'm Mad Dog. Who the fuck are you?"
  • "Yeah I know its a bad fucking idea, but sometimes you just GOT to piss and the toilet is so far away..."
  • "Can someone stop the room please, I want to get off!"
  • "Fuck me. You ever see Sigourney Weaver's ass on a Sixty Inch Plasma Screen TV? No? Goddamn son, its like ... the Venus De Milo, with ARMS!"
  • "Everything can be fixed with booze."
  • "Um, does anyone know where my dick went?"
  • "Its like ... Where's Waldo? Only in fucking HI DEF."
  • "I would rather get a prostate exam from a leper who wound up short a finger, than listen to, or deal with Mad Dog."
  • "I keep on licking but the sauce keeps on kicking my ass." "Then maybe you should stop drinking." "What, and be sober? No Thanks. I have enough problems finding a beer, I don't need to try and put them down without breaking them somewhere far from myself..."


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